Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Love++

#include #include #define MAAL beautiful_lady


main()
{
goto college;
scanf("100%",&ladies);



if(lady == MAAL)
line++;
while( !reply )
{
printf("I Love U");
scanf("100%",&reply);

}


if(reply == "GAALI")
main(); /* go back and repeat th process */



else if(reply == "SANDAL ")
exit(1);




else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
lover = MAAL;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}

goto restaurant;


restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay-money = lover-money;
return(college);
}



if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;



cinema:
{
watch++;
touch++ ;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
smoke++;
}
}



if(time ==6.00)
goto park;



park:
{
for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001)
kiss = kiss+1;
}



free(lover);
return(home);



if(time ==9.30)
goto pub;



pub:
{
friends++;
party++;
booze++;
smoke++;



if(pub.close ())
{
pay-bill;
come-out;
}
}



if (highly-intoxicated)
goto friendsroom;
else
{
; sweetpan++;
polo++;
goto home;
}



friendsroom:
{
goto sleep;
}



home:
{
if(mom.shouts ())
{
reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork || friendsbday);
say-reason;
}
if( dad.shouts())
shut-yourmouth;



call-lover;
if(phone-voice==(lover_dad-voice || lover_mom-voice))
{
hang++;
}
else if(phone-voice==lover-voice)
{



for(time=12:30;time<= 1.30;time+=0.001)
{
say-ILuvU;
scanf("100%",&reply); /* "I Love U" already stored in reply */
}
}
goto sleep;
}



sleep:
{
*(dream)=love;
}
}

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