Tuesday, September 13, 2005

How can a student pass a test???

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY
has 365' days. Boring Lecture s

Typical academic year for a student:

1. TV Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.

2. Melting Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.Days left 263.

3. Sleepy 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. Days left 141.

4. Swinging 2 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.

5. Munchy 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing
properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.

6. Gossip 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days. Days left 81.

7. Cheater Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.

8. Presents Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.

9. Sneezy For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.

10. Movie Theater Movies and functions - at least 2 days. 1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday. Make A Wish
How can you study on that day??????!!!!!!!!!!

Balance = 0

" Then h ow can a student pass ??"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

lol. man, with ur logic, you'll fail everything, but you'll be damn smart. : )