What a joke....

A girl went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Coach : Mam, here two piece costume is not allowed.
Girl : Kaun sa Utaroon? !!!

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One day a man goes to bank for withdrawing cash.
Lady cashier asked: So so ke loge?
Man replied: Khade khade bhi chalega.

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A lady lost 3 panties in her house.
She asked her husband but he didn't know.
Husband asked maid.
Maid replied: Saab, aapko to maloom hai mai aandar kuchh nahi
pahanti.

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A Lady dashes a man while getting in the bus
Man : Apne santre sambhaliye mam, they disturb me.
Lady : (Angrily) Tumko kya, santre mere hai na.
Man : Haan par juice to mera nikal raha hai.

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Teacher: Kya cheez muh mein nahin leni chahiye.
Student: Jalta hua bulb
Teacher: Why ?
Student: kal raat ko mummy papa se keh rahi thi "Bulb
bujha dow too muh mein loongi"

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Sardar : How u got pregnant without me?
Wife : I was praying ur ID photo daily.
Sardar : Chutiya banati hai, photo to passport size ka hai,
samaan kahan hai?

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> > > Sardar with big tummy go for walk in lungi.
> > > One girl jokingly ask : Ye matka kitne ka?
> > > He lift lungi & says : Nul ke saath 450 ka.
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> > > A sardar havin sex with his wife when his condom went in.
> > > wife asked: Ab kya hoga?
> > > Sardar: kuchh nahi, bachcha pagdi ke saath aaega.
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> > > Sardar : Maine ladka maanga tha ladki kaise ho gayi?
> > > Sardarni : Tumhare bharose rahati to ye bhi nahi hoti.
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> > > A sardar gave 36 roses to his GF, who thrilled, undresses lies
down
> > > spreads
> > > her legs & says: "This is for the roses."
> > > Sardar: "Why, cant you find a vase."
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> > > A crow shits on a sardar, sardarni hands over tissue to sardarji.
Sardar
> > > says: Ab kiski gaand ponchhu, kawwa to udd gaya .
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> > > Sardar : Lets try something different. Do it in ears
> > > Sardarni : Hohji, main behri ho gayi to?
> > > Sardar : Aaj tak goongi hui kya?
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> > > (Boy visits his doctor and.....)
> > > Boy : Doc, mera khada nahi hota hai.
> > > Doctor : do u have girlfriend?
> > > Boy : No
> > > Doctor : Do u visit pros?
> > > Boy : No
> > > Doctor : Do u go for mujra?
> > > Boy : No
> > > Doctor : To khada karke uspar kya calendar
> > > latakaayega?