Marketing Strategies

Professor at IIM was explaining marketing concepts:


1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"



That's Direct Marketing.



2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One
of
your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich.
Marry
him."



That's Advertising.



3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call
and
say
"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."



That's Telemarketing.



4. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
your
tie, You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for
her,
pick
up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the
way,
I'm
very rich. Will you marry me?"



That's Public Relations.



5. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says,

"You are very rich…"



That's Brand Recognition.



6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm
rich.

Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.



That's Customer Feedback!!!!!



7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am
very

rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband



That's demand and supply gap.



8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say,

�I am very rich. Marry me!" she turns her face towards you
------------
she
is your girlfriend!


That's competition eating into your market share.