Friday, December 09, 2005

Who's the fastest?

Four guys, from Harvard, Yale, MIT and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University
Were to be interview for prestigious job. One common

question was asked to all 4 of them.

INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light

HARVARD Guy: Its the Thought, b'cos thought is so fast it

comes > instantly in your mind

MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you

blinked

SANTA SINGH: Its Dysentery

INTERVIEWER Shocked to hear Santa’s reply, asked) "WHY”?

SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed

and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or


TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!

ashithraj.shetty (12:28:50):

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