It's just that kind of a day today. Feeling too mushy I feel. Anyway a touching moral...
Touch 'N Inspire
Thursday, February 16, 2006
Fire fighters
One dark night outside a small town in Wisconsin, a fire started inside
the local chemical plant and in a blink of an eye it exploded into massive
lames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around.
When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical
company president rushed to the fire chief and said: "All our secret
formulas are
in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved. I will give
$50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact."
But the roaring flames held the firefighters off.
Soon, more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became
desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the
offer was now $100,000 to the fire department who could bring out the
company's secret files.
>From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into
sight. It was the volunteer fire company from the nearby Norwegian rural
township, composed mainly of Norwegians over the age of 65. To everyone's
amazement, that little run-down fire engine roared right past all the
sleek newer engines that were parked outside the plant.
Without even slowing down, it drove straight into the middle of the
inferno. Outside, the other firemen watched as the Norwegian old timers
jumped off right in the middle of the fire fought it back on all sides. It
was a performance and effort never seen before.
Within a short time, the Norske old timers had extinguished the fire and
had saved the secret formulas. The grateful chemical company president
announced hat for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to
$200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave fire
fighters.
The local TV news reporter rushed in to capture the event on film, asking
their chief, "What are you going to do with all that money?"
"Vell," said Ole Larsen, the 70-year-old fire chief,
"Da first thing ve gonna do is fix da brakes on dat focking truck!"
the local chemical plant and in a blink of an eye it exploded into massive
lames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around.
When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical
company president rushed to the fire chief and said: "All our secret
formulas are
in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved. I will give
$50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact."
But the roaring flames held the firefighters off.
Soon, more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became
desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the
offer was now $100,000 to the fire department who could bring out the
company's secret files.
>From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into
sight. It was the volunteer fire company from the nearby Norwegian rural
township, composed mainly of Norwegians over the age of 65. To everyone's
amazement, that little run-down fire engine roared right past all the
sleek newer engines that were parked outside the plant.
Without even slowing down, it drove straight into the middle of the
inferno. Outside, the other firemen watched as the Norwegian old timers
jumped off right in the middle of the fire fought it back on all sides. It
was a performance and effort never seen before.
Within a short time, the Norske old timers had extinguished the fire and
had saved the secret formulas. The grateful chemical company president
announced hat for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to
$200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave fire
fighters.
The local TV news reporter rushed in to capture the event on film, asking
their chief, "What are you going to do with all that money?"
"Vell," said Ole Larsen, the 70-year-old fire chief,
"Da first thing ve gonna do is fix da brakes on dat focking truck!"
The perfect match...
Girl was in her late thirties and still not married.She just had a hard time
meeting men. And the men she did meet all ended up being jerks. Finally, she
decided to place an ad in the personals in the newspaper. Girl wrote:
"Looking for a man who won't beat me, won't leave me, and is excellent in
bed." ..
Several days went by and she hadn't gotten a single call. Then, one day she
was doing her laundry when she heard a knock on the door. She walked
upstairs to answer it. She opened the door and saw a man in a wheelchair
with no arms and no legs.
"Can I help you?" Girl asked. .. He said, "I am the man of your dreams!" ..
Girl was baffled. She said, "Excuse me." .. "I read your personal ad in the
paper and I am the perfect man for you. I have no arms, so I can't beat you.
I have no legs, so I can never leave you."
..
"But are you good in bed?" Girl asked. ..
He replied, "How do you think I knocked the door?!"
meeting men. And the men she did meet all ended up being jerks. Finally, she
decided to place an ad in the personals in the newspaper. Girl wrote:
"Looking for a man who won't beat me, won't leave me, and is excellent in
bed." ..
Several days went by and she hadn't gotten a single call. Then, one day she
was doing her laundry when she heard a knock on the door. She walked
upstairs to answer it. She opened the door and saw a man in a wheelchair
with no arms and no legs.
"Can I help you?" Girl asked. .. He said, "I am the man of your dreams!" ..
Girl was baffled. She said, "Excuse me." .. "I read your personal ad in the
paper and I am the perfect man for you. I have no arms, so I can't beat you.
I have no legs, so I can never leave you."
..
"But are you good in bed?" Girl asked. ..
He replied, "How do you think I knocked the door?!"
My Apologies...
I had messed up the template settings for my blog and my blog had gone for a toss. My blog wasn't getting updated because of this stupid mistake of mine. I am extremely sorry for the error and apologise to all the regulars on my blog.
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
What a coincidence...
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a female
patron.
He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating."
"What a coincidence," said the woman, "I'm celebrating, too".
She clinked glasses with him and asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"I'm a chicken farmer," he replied. "For years all my hens were infertile,
but today they're finally fertile."
"What a coincidence, the woman said. "My husband and I have been trying to
have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!
How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked.
"I switched cocks," he replied.
"What a coincidence," she said.
patron.
He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating."
"What a coincidence," said the woman, "I'm celebrating, too".
She clinked glasses with him and asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"I'm a chicken farmer," he replied. "For years all my hens were infertile,
but today they're finally fertile."
"What a coincidence, the woman said. "My husband and I have been trying to
have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!
How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked.
"I switched cocks," he replied.
"What a coincidence," she said.
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