What's wrong with you Sardarji???

One sad day Sardarji finds out from his doctor that he's going to die.
He asks the doctor if there is anything, anything at all that he can do to
save his life.

After careful consideration and analysis the doctor tells him that he'll
have to drink a milk off a mom's nipples who's just recently become a mom
for three consecutive days and he'll live.

Sardarji all depressed reaches home where his whole family relatives and
friends are there to share their sympathies. One of his childhood friends
tells him "Yaar, tennu pata hai teri bhabi da munda howa hai, teri jaan de
khaatir tu peela dood usse." Sardarji all shy goes "Mein bhabi naal aisa
kaise kar sakta hoon."

Friend: "Koi gal nahii oyee, tere se bharke thorehi hai!"

So Sardarji goes into the room where Sardarni is lying on the bed. While
sucking on the nipples he gets her aroused and when he's about to leave,
Sardarni goes "Sardarji taanu kuj hor chaiida te manglo?"

Sardarji: "Nahii nahii bhabii, tussi mere liye enna kujh kita, o bohot hai."
And Sardarji goes home.
Next day he comes back and again Sardarni all horny says "Sardarji taanu kuj
hor chaiida te manglo?"

Sardarji: "Nahii nahii bhabii, tussi mere liye enna kujh karde pe o, bohot
hai."

Final day Sardarji comes and yet again Sardarni is again real horny
"Sardarji tussi roz aandeo, aaj te kujh hor manglo tussi" Sardarji:
"Chalo tussi kendeo te dood naal biscuit hojaan te mazza aajave!"