Clipmark

Have you ever desired to have a space of your own in the world wide web but were too lazy to build a website of your own or were not able to do so because of lack of knowledge of html?
I know there is wikipedia which is kind of a pioneer in helping people post their views and publish into an html page without the knowledge of html or stylesheets and so on (Even though wikipedia allows you to edit an online page, it does not allow you to have a website of your own).
Then there are options like blogger-which is my most preferred option- and numerous other blogspaces which offers you an opportunity to post your views and publish it into a webpage which you can be proud of.
And as a last option you can always hire someone to build and maintain your webpage. This is the best option as it gives you a wide flexibility and versatility in what you can do with your site. But, it definitelty comes with a hefty price tag.
All of the above options requires you to key in at the least a few lines to make a meaningful post which can be converted into a sleek looking html webpage by the service providers. What if you want everything served on a platter and all you need to do is just swallow the bit placed in your mouth (yep, you don't even have to use the spoons)?
Enter Clipmarks a really innovative way to stamp your imprint on the world wide web without even doing the dirty work. Clipmark as the word itslef suggests allows you to cut clippings from websites you have liked and publish it as a post on the Clipmarks website. It is like cutting out your favourite articles from the newspaper and collecting those paper clippings in your own scrap book. Of course you won't have a web page of your own but, your posts can be made to view by a large community of clipmarkers. All you have to do is download a firefox extension which provides you a tool to graphically select an area of interest you want to clip out. After you have selected your area of interest simply click one more button to save the clip on to your own online scap book of web clippings. Well, here you have to do a bit of key pressing to login to your clipmark account (I cannot find a substitute for this bit of hard work). Voila! your clipping is ready to be viewed by the world.
I am really impressed and anxious to know the possible outcomes of such an innovation. What next?

Painting of Tica by Dru Blair

I am getting more and more artistically inclined these days I feel. This is the second post about art from me. For a guy with absolutely no eye for anything asthetically pleasing(other than ladies) this is an overdose. But, when art is combined with God's most wonderful creation(read women), then I cannot overlook it. Even though I am a total moron when it comes to wooing girls, I do have an eye for an eye candy. And, good looking women are more than eye candy to me. And, if you combine it with art, then you have the most lethal combination for an art connoisseur and a layman like me. Although, distratcors and critcs of photorealistic paintings may dismiss this as pointless and non-art, for me it's a stunner, considering my experiments with art(I never could draw beyond Mickey Mouse and cell diagrams for biology class). The amount of realism the artist has achieved in this piece is awesome. Maybe, there are other fine artists who are involved in this kind of work, but for me to even fathom that this was a painting was hardwork in itself. Hats off to the artist.














Click on the link below to read more and marvel at this stunner.
Tica by Dru Blair

What's wrong with you Sardarji???

One sad day Sardarji finds out from his doctor that he's going to die.
He asks the doctor if there is anything, anything at all that he can do to
save his life.

After careful consideration and analysis the doctor tells him that he'll
have to drink a milk off a mom's nipples who's just recently become a mom
for three consecutive days and he'll live.

Sardarji all depressed reaches home where his whole family relatives and
friends are there to share their sympathies. One of his childhood friends
tells him "Yaar, tennu pata hai teri bhabi da munda howa hai, teri jaan de
khaatir tu peela dood usse." Sardarji all shy goes "Mein bhabi naal aisa
kaise kar sakta hoon."

Friend: "Koi gal nahii oyee, tere se bharke thorehi hai!"

So Sardarji goes into the room where Sardarni is lying on the bed. While
sucking on the nipples he gets her aroused and when he's about to leave,
Sardarni goes "Sardarji taanu kuj hor chaiida te manglo?"

Sardarji: "Nahii nahii bhabii, tussi mere liye enna kujh kita, o bohot hai."
And Sardarji goes home.
Next day he comes back and again Sardarni all horny says "Sardarji taanu kuj
hor chaiida te manglo?"

Sardarji: "Nahii nahii bhabii, tussi mere liye enna kujh karde pe o, bohot
hai."

Final day Sardarji comes and yet again Sardarni is again real horny
"Sardarji tussi roz aandeo, aaj te kujh hor manglo tussi" Sardarji:
"Chalo tussi kendeo te dood naal biscuit hojaan te mazza aajave!"

Think before you act....

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched with horror as her ball headed directly towards a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of them and he immediately fell to the ground clutching his hands together in his groin, and rolled around in obvious agony.

The woman rushed over and immediately began to apologize "Please allow me to help, I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'll allow me" she told him.

"Oh no I'll be alright, I'll be fine in a few minutes" the man replied, still lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them at his sides, she loosened his trousers and put her hand inside. She administered tender and skillful massage for several long moments and then asked "How does that feel?"

He replied "It feels fabulous, but my thumb still hurts like hell"

Indian Arts

Click on the link below to browse through some exquisite art works by contemporary Indian Artists. If you are a patron of Indian arts and a collector of quality paintings, then it is worth checking out and buying the creations by these contemporary talents of the Indian Arts arena. Also, for the art buffs there is plenty of updates and news about the ongoings in the arts field in India.
India Art

Calvin - Who's Real?

Calvin - Number Games

A Poem...

My First Time

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I.

Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what she wanted to do.

Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine.

I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing my hands on her breast.

I remember my fear my fast beating heart
But slowly she spread her legs apart
And when I did it I felt no shame.

All at once the white stuff came
At last it's finished it's all over now
My first time ever at milking a cow.....

Bite It...

A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars?

"Are you nuts? !!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does.

"Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again.

"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?"

She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."

So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them.

The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?"

"Nah", he replies. "Costs too much !!!!"