A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But,
being payday, instead of going home, he stayed
out the entire weekend partying with the boys
and spending his entire paycheck.
When he finally appeared at home, Sunday Night, he
was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged
for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said
to him. "How would you like it if you didn't see me
for two or three days?"
To which he replied. "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday
and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough
where he could see her a little out of the corner
of his left eye.
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